• Me: acknowledge my horniness and talk dirty to me
  • Me: *cracks whip
  • Me : NOW
  • Boyfriend: Umm
  • Boyfriend: you uh
  • Boyfriend: you gonna eat all that taco bell?
  • Boyfriend: I DON'T KNOW HOW
  • Boyfriend: HALP

THE LAST OF US Fan Film - Chapter One: Abby:

candlelitbacon:

blackpeoplemeatdotcom:

candlelitbacon:

Except sometimes when it doesn’t. (Not that I condone not eating pussy. It might not make your life longer but it will make it happier.)

http://jnci.oxfordjournals.org/content/91/2/156.full

I am literally the…

I assume no such thing, I just really like playing devil’s advocate. Apologies if I’ve bothered you. Isn’t being aware of potential risks a good thing though? After all, some people might mistakenly assume that oral sex is just safe by default, thanks to the woefully inadequate education provided by America’s school system. So we’re agreed, oral sex is awesome, it just might give you esophageal cancer. (Which has one of the lowest survival rates as typically by the time symptoms manifest you’re fucked.) That shouldn’t stop anyone though, we’ll all die one day. May as well enjoy life.

blackpeoplemeatdotcom:

candlelitbacon:

Except sometimes when it doesn’t. (Not that I condone not eating pussy. It might not make your life longer but it will make it happier.)

http://jnci.oxfordjournals.org/content/91/2/156.full

I am literally the antithesis of a fun person. 

Happy people live longer

Not when they have cancer.

Except sometimes when it doesn’t. (Not that I condone not eating pussy. It might not make your life longer but it will make it happier.)

http://jnci.oxfordjournals.org/content/91/2/156.full

I am literally the antithesis of a fun person. 

(Source: thottiebynature)

Happy Octobear!

Happy Octobear!

optimismshouldtakeyou:

cigarettesandboneykneess:

upclassytyfighta:

princesskindacharming:

My goal in life is to be like them.

Really it’s the high-five that seals it. That’s rhythm and being in sync with each other. 

The cutest

I GOT DAT DOE HOLLA ATCHA BOI CONNOR BENSON

(Source: drachenpfoten)